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Naughty Alysha fucking a dildo the size of that phalic murder weapon fromStanley Kubrick’s ‘Clockwork Orange’.
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milky-flan:@mcsweezy Local man kills furry artist in cold blood, tonight at 10.The murder weapon was fucking amazing art like holy shit look at this oh my god LOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pennanpayper: *murders somebody* *hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat* *gets questioned by the police* Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol” Police: lol Judge: lol Inmate: lol
kevinliuzzo: Shortly after the Ferguson shooting, The Economist reported that police in England and Wales fired their weapons a total of four times during the past two years. Four times —meaning in two years they discharged fewer bullets policing
carbonfiberpersonality: elizarumm: one-time-i-dreamt: A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business,
me-sfiggei-to-soutien: its-meow-or-never-again: everythingfox: Adorable murder weapon Αγαπάω τόσο πολύ αυτό το βίντεο. i want them both
mylifeasaweapon: The murder weapon… Photog: torremitsu Horns: rattle-and-burn Everything else is all me!
valentinesvampire:*holds murder weapon in front of security camera like a beauty guru*
riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea …their starter pokemon.
castiels-celestiel-dick: In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to them so the murder weapon was
tord-larssin:thompson: detective this is a crime sceneedward: [holding multiple bottles of cola] what is this, a MURDER WEAPON? GET OFF MY DICK.
unexplained-events:Unexpected Murder Weapons Photographer Ed James captures photographs of ordinary inanimate objects that were once used as weapons in cases of murder.
captioned-vines: vine: Me as a detective 1: “Detective, this is a crime scene!” 2: “What?! Is this the murder weapon? [yelling angrily] Get off my dick!”
theholykaron: RIP Troy Davis 11:08pm est “An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind” No physical evidence. No murder weapon found. 7 out of 9 recanted their testimonies. Who is Troy Davis? I AM TROY DAVIS! Everybody is Troy
chocolatepussycat: On a scale of 1-10 how gross is period sex for guys? It never bothered me but most guys are grossed out 9.75476 out of 10.
gogoblackwater: untraceable murder weapon(s).
jiinsy: use a tablet pen to kill someone and no one will ever find the murder weapon
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
mustachossom: looking for a murder weapon like
elizarumm: one-time-i-dreamt: A girl I liked convinced me to stab a man, so I did. Felt guilty for a bit, then promptly forgot about it and walked around with the murder weapon for a couple of hours, going about my business, walking my dog. Eventually
groteleur: Craziest Murder Weapons in History >
unexplained-events: I never understood why killers didn’t use an icicle as the murder weapon. Its perfect. No fingerprints and it melts away.
whatwouldfezwear: the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen
riddlemehiddleston: things that say a lot about a person their favourite character the lyrics they write on their hands the colours they wear which murder weapon they prefer how they make their tea
cracked: “Mmmkay, so no killin’ each other. Deal?” 5 Shockingly Violent Back Stories of Everyday Traditions #5. Handshakes Were to Check for Murder Weapons You see, in the distant past, extending an empty hand was more than a friendly
dyscomancer:war and murder are awful. killing another human being is a horrible thing to do. swords and guns are cool as fuck. these two beliefs exist simultaneously in my mind and do not conflict at all
zennistrad: nitro-nova: Man yells, “Make America Great Again!” Before shooting 6 people dead. Man wearing, “Make America Great Again” hat murders 2 strangers for no reason. A Trump supporter murders 2 police officers because they told him
the-sarcastic-robot: if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then
hannameth: History’s Most Bizarre Murder Weapons Murderers don’t always use guns and knives to snuff their victims. The criminal record shows that they often use the nearest item at hand, including: Bowling pin. German Gunner Waktel clubbed his best
The day my daughter brings a boy home, he will get to see my armory. I will ask him which weapon he likes the most. We will go to the back yard and shoot some targets. After we finish, I'll tell him if he breaks her heart, he chose his murder weapon.
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